in this image, I have been accused of appearing as a cop with a radar gun catching speeders

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
05/20/2020 at 11:23 • Filed to: None

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which is fine, becauase my county needs the money, and I have a quota to fill, and you’ll never bother to ask if my gun has been calibrated recently so you’ll pay the fine for going 6 over

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sign thsi change.org petition if you think red light cameras and speed traps are just money making BS


DISCUSSION (30)


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > MonkeePuzzle
05/20/2020 at 12:21

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You’re mean. I haven’t been Rick rolled in years. 


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Hooker
05/20/2020 at 12:23

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Clearly you don't know Monkee. He forgot to rickroll us one time and I had to remind him.


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > MonkeePuzzle
05/20/2020 at 12:25

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One time a friend was pulled over in front of me for going 50 in a 30. The kicker? He had been stopped at a left turn. Clearly most cops don’t know even a properly calibrated radar gun (hahaha like that happens) is only accurate to within 1 mph so he shouldn’t have got the increased fine f or 20 and over.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > MonkeePuzzle
05/20/2020 at 12:38

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cop cars have dog dish hubcaps tho

Also, that dog is so cute :o)


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
05/20/2020 at 12:46

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i got pulled over once, at my reck onning I was ~25 over. cop was polite and I was polite, and he said “lets call it 19 over” which was the lower fine limit, as 20 over bumped the fine substantially.

so really the number is irrelevant, its all just how they feel, apaprently. 


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
05/20/2020 at 12:46

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yeah, I felt like a total fool in this post where I forgot:

Monkee updates on that Civic he owns


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > MonkeePuzzle
05/20/2020 at 12:49

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Yes, you were quite sheepish. Almost as sheepish as that other time.

That time.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
05/20/2020 at 12:51

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huh, and this other time


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > MonkeePuzzle
05/20/2020 at 12:52

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Fortunately I haven’t been pulled over. . . yet. . . since my thing is accelerating hard to 5 above (where the real traffic flow is) and then just cruising. If you are polite, or white, I’ve heard, you can get off light without a fight all night.


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > MonkeePuzzle
05/20/2020 at 12:59

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That may have been even stranger than don’t hug me I’m scared . What on earth was that?


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
05/20/2020 at 13:11

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a small vignette from the show The Mighty Boosh which was solidly random and strange at nearly all times. 


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
05/20/2020 at 14:20

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Damn. I ain’t new here but I have been noticeably not as active (work/life things). I’ll keep on my toes next time! Thanks for the heads up! Monkee is still mean. 


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Hooker
05/20/2020 at 14:32

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Mean? Maybe unapologetically eccentric with a healthy dose of madness. Don't follow his Instagram account then. You'll never be the same.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
05/20/2020 at 15:56

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OK. Now you have me intrigued. Is his Instagram the same as his handle here? And, as you’ve seen, I rather enjoy a healthy dose of madness! :) You kind of have to to love old fire trucks. 


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Hooker
05/20/2020 at 16:07

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Took a while but I found it. He posted a direct link once.

https://www.instagram.com/montaguekpuzzle/?utm_source=ig_embed

You have to be a little mad to love Oppositelock. I can make you question everything too, just not as good as Monkee.

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Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
05/20/2020 at 16:32

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Question everything! I’m always up for it! Thanks for the tip! And what is going on with that dog? 


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Hooker
05/20/2020 at 17:08

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Aside from Upping the contrast, all I did was put the camera away too quickly. For a really weird phot that’s not edited you want this one

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Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
05/20/2020 at 19:33

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How? How does that happen??


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Hooker
05/20/2020 at 20:14

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I'm not telling unless you guess correctly. It is surprisingly easy.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
05/21/2020 at 09:12

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The easiest things are the hardest for me to do! Haha. Weird camera glitch with a double press of camera shutter? 


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Hooker
05/21/2020 at 09:22

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No, it is easily replicable. Here's a hint: I standing inside at the time looking outside.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
05/21/2020 at 10:02

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Beveled glass? 


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Hooker
05/21/2020 at 10:54

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Ding ding ding! You win. . . errr. . . take this:

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Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
05/21/2020 at 12:39

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Errr.....can you return a prize that has been won? Asking for a friend....


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Hooker
05/21/2020 at 12:44

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No, I stuck some super glue on it so you can’t put it down. The photo I mean, which is a treasure map to your final prize. You should be grateful, you ingrate!


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
05/21/2020 at 14:18

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Forgive me, for I have failed thee. 

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Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Hooker
05/21/2020 at 14:19

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Forgiven

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Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
05/21/2020 at 16:58

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This has been excellent Oppo! 


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Hooker
05/21/2020 at 17:20

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Yes, I enjoy talking to you.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
05/21/2020 at 23:43

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You poor thing! There is a support group for that. :) But the same here.